well today was an ok day. it was so funny. in 3rd period my friend had a box of candy she was selling and i bought a crunch. during class i was picking off some pieces and eating them when the teacher wasn't looking. but then we had a fire drill 15 minutes into class so i put my candy in my pocket and went out w/ the class. but the crappy thing was that i stepped in mud >w<. it was everywhere. and i was in my almost new shoes. lol. i know i complain a lot. and the whole time i was eating the candy while we had to stand outside in 35 degree weather! god it was cold. well sorta. i think i wasn't that cold b cuz i was eating. lol. ^ ^. then we had to go back in and me and another friend in that class slowed down behind a bunch of ppl and walked slowly to class. then when we went inside the teacher was like "oh..(long pause.).. i didn't know anybody else was still out there." as u can see we have an old fart for a teacher. he used to teacher a LONG time ago, retired, then came back. and he taught my dad, and one of my older uncles (he's like 42) so the teacher is like 70 probably. he doesn't look like it b cuz he goes outside and runs every morning. and that's pretty funny. u would agree b cuz if u just looked at him for a minute then pictured him running u would like laugh(i know that's mean but it's so funny and i can't help it.) my friends and i decided that he's senile. like whenever somebody is "disrupting the classroom" he'll stand there, point at u for about a minute and say what r u doing, still pointing at u, and just stand there for like another five minutes. then when someone would go up to him and tell him something or ask him something he would be distracted and talk to that person. completely forgeting he yelled at u. one time he stole one of my friend's black nail polish but he never gave it back. but at this school whenever something is conviscated from u, ur parents have to come and pick it up. which sucks b cuz if ur caught w/ ur cell phone ur parents will take it back and decide whether u can still keep it or not. except when u get a cool substitute like mrs. delger(Dell-jer) and u would be able to play cards and listen to music. woot! then i have this other teacher. her name is mrs. sewards. and she's so senile that nobody can beat her at being senile(except for mr. bonner..who i will get to next..if i have enough room to talk about him. there's one thing for sure about him and it's that he's a character. an odd one.) ne wayz mrs. sewards(S-eww-ards) (i like showing ppl how to pronounce words. it looks funny making fun of ppl's last names. i could be entertained for hours doing that to everyone's last name i know. try it sometime. it's fun.) ok back to mrs. sewards always forgot everyone's name during the beginning of the year. i remember she counted me absent b cuz she didn't put my name down right. and u can't understand her at ALL. at my table in there. there is ashley, allison and me and my name is amanda so she used to get confuzed b cuz our names started w/ a. and taylor sits at our table. so he just has to ruin it. (OMG I JUST NOW REALIZED THAT IF U PUT THE 3 A'S TOGETHER U CAN SAY TRIPLE A, THE TRAVEL AGENCY HERE!! WOW I'M SO SMART! WOOT) ok...that was weird. ne wayz. one day mrs sewards came in and OMFG she was wearing a very SEXY outfit. and by sexy i mean UGLY!! srry but it was. i forget what she was wearing except when i looked back and i saw that she lifted up her pants leg and she had on black panty hose w/ HOT PINK socks pulled up over them. and for a second in my i head i had a conversation:
me surprised mg she's my hero!!
my brain: are u serious?? that's hideous way beyond belief!!
me:u know i was just making fun. right?
my brain:why do u have to be so stupid? u know that u have the power to rule the world but ur stupidity gets in the way!!! and curse my inablity to kill ur stupid a**! do u know how close we are to conquering the world?? all u have to do is make one simple movement. just ONE but u get distracted from the big red button to the same stupid fly that just HAPPENS to fly near us and u have to go on and chase it!
me:i was trying to kill it!!! do u know how annoying the buzzing gets?? i can't concentrate on pressing the button w/ that noise!
my brain:that's because ur stupid.
me:well if ur so smart answer this: why is it that u decided to take over my old brain if u knew i was so "stupid."
my brain:well isn't it just lovely..NOW U SAY SOMETHING SMART!!
me:that's because i want u to go away and give me my old brain back and return everything to normal.
my brain:u don't want that*in a convincing voice* i thought that after we take over the world u would want to get a very SHINY crown. it'll be shiny!! *very VERY convincing now*
me:i like the shiny!
my brain:then u will do as i say for now then after u get that crown i will leave u alone.
me: ok!!
so yea that was a very random conversation.lol. now i'm going to talk about mr. bonner. he was INSANE AND SENILE. i never knew that was possible till then. he was so oblivious to everything everyone would be doing in class. and when i was in study hall that he was directing, he would MARRY his pop cans. yes u read correctly. i said MARRY is pop cans. it was so weird.then one time he found a condom in the class but instead of throwing it away like he said. a friend of mine saw him put it in his desk. yea.....i forget what else he would do. i have to have my friend jog my memory. oh yea i had him for summer gym(no i didn't fail gym. i took gym in the summer so i wouldn't have to take it during school. but it cost $80 so my parents are making me take it during school next year.) so imagine having someone like mr. bonner be ur summer gym teacher. it was HORRIBLE!! he made us run on the track. a buddy of mine had asthma but mr bonner still made him run the same distance as everyone else making him do it in the same amount of time he gave everyone else (his asthma was really bad. he almost had an attack on the track but mr. bonner didn't do anything.) i remember one time i nearly got sick and i couldn't get a break. i felt like if i drank anything i would definately throw up. god it was horrible. we didn't need to run on the track as much as he made us do it. oh well. now i don't have to worry about it. gosh i can't wait till this weekend. i get to go to olive garden w/ my grandma. i don't get to see her very much so i'm happy i get to this weekend. and i haven't gone to olive garden in a long time. whoa i just sneezed and it sounded like i said "tissue!" lol. yea.
 Arishya · Wed Feb 28, 2007 @ 02:13am · 0 Comments |
