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The Neurotic Cabbage Head

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Ablutophobia
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Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 @ 08:07pm

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	Abusive Relationships. You know when you're experiencing symptoms of battered woman syndrome, its time to distance yourself from your abuser. So if anyone is interested in adopting a lovely black seven-month old kitten with a... ahem cheery disposition, give me a call. You should probably make sure you get your rabies and tetanus shots first. ***Thanks to my Anonymous Benefactor for the Heart shaped box of sweets.

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-Blind Voyeur-
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Commented on: Sun Jan 21, 2007 @ 09:22pm


	I'd take her if A. we didn't have a dog and B. our cats wouldn't try to kill each other.

Commented on: Mon Jan 22, 2007 @ 05:20am


	She's completely dog compatable! We've got two dogs, and she kicks both their asses on a regular basis. I'm pretty sure she would totally disregard another cat as long as it wasn't trying to take her food. I took her outside this morning and put her feet in the snow because she pounced on my face. "How do you like that, you whore! Your feet are now cold! Mwahahaha!" She cleaned them all afternoon. "Ahhh! My feet have been violated with a chilly, splenda-like substance!"

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