>Smile for the camera!
>Get off me, I'll do it myself!
>This is your first time...right?
>You're almost as good as my ex!
>When is this supposed to feel good?
>I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs?!
>I was so horny tonight I would have taken a sheep home.
>Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper.
>Hey! My friends were right! You ARE good!
>On second thought, lets turn the lights off.
>I'm sobering up and you're getting ugly!
>But everybody looks funny naked.
>Do I have to pay for this?
>Actually, your sister "likes" it like this.
>Whats your name again?
>Hold on, let me change the channle.
>It's nice being in bed with someone I don't have to inflate.
HAHA. typical jokes...the last one is something Q would say haha
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