1) The toxic fumes coming from Anzu’s cooking could kill everyone within a ten mile radius.
2) Someone would actually be retarded enough to taste Anzu’s cooking, despite the strange but not yet toxic smell coming from her food and get themselves killed.
3) Anzu could accidentally end up burning this entire place down and we could all die, and the food that she was cooking could be flammable and explode, which I don’t doubt in the slightest.
4) The poisonous food could fall off the counter and burn a hole in the floor which someone will eventually fall into and die.
5) Someone could become delusional from the fumes and begin to sing Aaron Carter and/or Michael Bolton songs, which will all render us deaf, never mind who’s singing it.
6) Or the food could some how start an all out war between the Scandinavians and Australians, until the All Powerful Canadian Monks come down from the mountain with a token of peace before being killed by Elmo and his legions of oompa-loompas who had recently formed a cult to try and recreate the world into ‘Elmo’s World’.
All of which are extremely possible. I mean, why else would Elmo have his own session on Sesame Street called Elmo’s World? It’s obvious he’s conspiring to become some sort of dictator, trying to reshape the world in his own image.
Don’t even get me started on Big Bird.
 Dendriana · Sun Dec 10, 2006 @ 09:12am · 0 Comments |
