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I don't think it's coincidence that I take pleasure in stating the obvious but get exremely annoyed at others when they do the same. I also don't think it's coincidence that Mi-chan's cheese came on the exact day of Thanksgiving break and I lack the mental capacity to get into a vehicle and drive over to her house with the intention of giving her that particularly delicious looking, but small, container of fundraiser jalepeno cheese. My theory is that someone is 'making' me stupid, so it really isn't my fault if I state the obvious all the time and I don't feel like supplying my friend with her much needed dairy product. It also isn't my fault that it has taken me 12 minutes thus far to type this post because I'm typing it with one hand. It is 'definitely' not my fault that yesterday I went to a playground on the Scioto river. It is also not my fault that I thought it'd be a good idea to slide down the fireman's pole and burn my hand on it because I'm a RETARD. Someone MADE me do that, and I don't know who it was, but my stupidity is still not my fault. Now my coffee is cold =S