ugh wobble headed bob you have tought me many depressing if not fictional fact's of life but i guess it's not your fault i mean jhonen made you my friend... jeeze going through that wobble headed bob is the only creature in the "happy animal kingdom" that talking to him for fifteen second's you'll want to kill yourself i mean it's funny though because the people are the happiest people ever and then wobble headed bob walk's up and talk's to then ok ok let's do an example let's see here i know!
a weird creature is on the bridge smileing and sigh's a happy sigh when wobble headed bob come's into the scene
WHB: "hello my friend what has you so happy"
weird thing: "i talked to the girl of my dream's she love's me"
WHB: ".... you have been fooled my friend love is but an illusion she doesnt really love you it was but a lie"
weird thing: "na.. no... she actually told me she loved me she ment it"
WHB: "oh my poor dellusional friend i must help you to see the error in the way's of your thinking"
weird thing: "WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS SHE TOLD ME IT WAS THE TRUTH SHE LOVE'S ME"
WHB: "you are a fool life as tricked you to believe in a unsubsequintal thing such as love your life is truly meaningless"
weird thing: *pull's out a razor* "your right there's no reason left for me to live she doesnt really love me" *kill's self*
WHB: "YES YES YES DO IT BUT SOON YOU SHALL SEE YOUR LIFE SHALL GET MUCH BETTER YOU SHALL FIND SOMETHING MORE MEANINGFUL" *sigh* "i have lost yet another soul"
show's sun setting on wobble headed bob's pathetic existance
see he talked to a person that was happier then happy can be and that person killed himself.... it's funnier with image's and stuff but yeah jhonen is kinda sick it's a miracle one of his show's made it onto nickoloden as a kid's show (invadir zim) oh well enough about him one more thing i finally got the muse album absolution
matt the neko Community Member 
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