So you know 3nodding means I agree ninja I agree sometimes blaugh means very funny to me
1.My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn’t. blaugh
2.I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3nodding
3.I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me!
4.Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them. ninja
5.I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. blaugh
6.Don’t take life to seriously; No one gets out alive. blaugh
7.You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me. blaugh 3nodding
8.Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. blaugh
9.Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. blaugh ninja
10.I’m not a complete idiot—Some parts are missing. blaugh ninja
11.Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 3nodding
12.NyQuil, the stuffy, snazzy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 3nodding blaugh
13.God must love stupid people; He made so many. ninja
14.The gene pool could use a little chlorine. ninja
15.Consciousness; That annoying time between naps. blaugh
16.Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 3nodding
17.Being “Over the hill” is much better then being under it! blaugh
18.Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.
19.Procrastinate now!
20.I have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do you want fries with that? blaugh
21.A hangover is the wrath of grapes. blaugh
22.A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
23.Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere! blaugh
24.They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken. blaugh
25.He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
26.A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory. blaugh
27.Ham and eggs: A day’s work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
28.The trouble with life is there’s no background music. 3nodding blaugh
29.The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.
30.I smile…because I have no idea what’s going on. 3nodding
31.I didn’t lose my mind I sold it on EBay. blaugh
32.Stupidity should be painful. ninja
33.I’ve gone to find myself, if I get back before I do tell me to stay here. blaugh
If the made you smile then I did me job if not what is wrong with you jokeing rofl
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