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matt the neko
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Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2004 @ 12:02am

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	santa's a pervert... st if he's real im screwed ninja i want to be sneaky and buy a friend lingerie sneak it into their house only label it "from santa" and put a letter in it that say's "hey baby i know who's been naughty or nice so i'll be back later for your punishment wink** " yeah i allway's thought santa was a pervert anyway's i mean haveing kid's sit on his lap and tell him what they want one of these day's i expect a santa to go "hey kid i'll show you what you wan't just go into my workshop and strip little boy/girl" don't know what santa's into but i mean who does i wonder what his wife think's about his job "he give's all those gift's and all he ask's in return is a little lap time with the kid's he's so great" pffht yeah right i'm thinking pedaphiles get the job and get all excited "oh here come's another cute kid yeah come to daddy" what ever i am just trying to be funny now im going to leave happy holiday's

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Rin Shinokuza
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Commented on: Mon Dec 20, 2004 @ 03:32pm


	Santa's a stalker..."He's sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been bad or good...."Stalker...>.>;

Commented on: Wed Dec 22, 2004 @ 10:08pm


	Duude, that's scary. I bet Santa doesn't enter houses through the chimney... he comes in through the windows of young children. mad Hah, I've been prepared all my life that. I would hide under my bed with a baseball bat in hand, ready to take off like a bat out of hell if I heard anything suspicious. I was a paranoid little kid, as you can probably tell. stare

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Commented on: Thu Dec 23, 2004 @ 01:20am


	xd OMG corogi that's so funny... yeah i knew that but i allway's thought he had a couple billion spy cam's planted around the world so he can watch all the childern changeing clothes and showering... wait a second gonk i took a shower earlier he's got video of meh nudeness

Commented on: Thu Dec 23, 2004 @ 01:35am


	st... I took a shower earlier too! eek gonk Damn Santa... he's going to cause me to become a very un-hygenic, sleep-deprived, paranoid... person. stare** Oh yah, Matt, I would reply to your PM if I could connect to the 'rice database.' Gaia is bugging out on me. :vein:

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Commented on: Fri Dec 24, 2004 @ 12:16am


	ninja sneaks up behind Corogi Yeah, yeah... I bet Christmas is your favorite time of year, because it's the only time you and Santa can 'catch up' on things. eek xp

Commented on: Fri Dec 24, 2004 @ 12:20am


	Shut up, Chi... just shut up. xd If the image I got from reading that wasn't as terrifying as it was, I might've actually laughed. domokun Now I'm extra-paranoid. Santa's probably reading this write now, and putting me on his 'Naughty' list. gonk

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Commented on: Thu Oct 13, 2005 @ 06:35pm


	ha ha ha, maybe Santa will leave you lingerie xd , if you see any you know what to expect at night!

Commented on: Tue Oct 18, 2005 @ 07:20pm


	i know stupid question but what's a lingerie???? me only little..... lol not really me nearly 15 but hey that's beyond the point.... that funny neko if my daddy was santa he would eat most of the kids rather then sit them on their lap and ask stupid stuff like that....

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