My boss says some incredibly amusing things when he's on the phone with clients, or just randomly to me. Most of them make me think I work for the mob.
To wit:
To a car dealer - "How big exactly is the trunk? How many can you fit in it?"
To a man named Vinnie Gambino - "You know, that thing you told me you'd do. That thing with the stuff there."
To a contractor - "If the permit's taking too long, get your uncle Louie to go down there and bust up some kneecaps"
To me, after I'd mentioned something about a circus - "You know, all those extortionists or whatever"
Me - "Contortionists"
Him - "Yeah, sorry. That's my line of work"
To a mall manager named Fred Scalise - "Of the Boston Scalises?" (look 'em up..)
He's also said some incredibly vulgar things involving fecal matter and/or sodomy, but they're seriously so bad I can't repeat them on Gaia.
Obviously some of this is a schtick he puts on, but still...
gonk
Edit, updated June 05, 2006.
While talking about some frozen chicken breasts he bought at Costco
"Big like Dolly Parton, I swear."
While reading a postal code (Canadian equiv. to a zipcode) to someone over the phone
"H 3 B. B as in BREASTS... "
 Moonblossom · Wed Apr 19, 2006 @ 06:34pm · 8 Comments |
