Clearly fate hates me and is trying to tell me something.....
"I once met this old man named ______________
At first he was quite the pal
He told me some stories
And then I got horny
And thus why he's on top of me now"
Poem courtesy of my "friend" who shall, for all intensive purposes, remain nameless.
So, this was written for my boyfriend. Yea... Written for my boyfriend by one of my supposed friends. I'm so ******** pissed off I can't see straight. I'm shaking, my eye's twitching, I can't even talk to him I'm so pissed off. Actually, pissed is an understatement, I'm furious! We've been together for 5 months, DROP IT! I don't give a s**t anymore, just leave us alone and let us be happy. For ******** sake do you not have anything better to do than to piss me off and make me miserable?!?!
Let me break this down so that there are no misunderstanding and so that you will understand. I. LOVE. HIM! and he loves me. GET OVER IT NOW! If this keeps up I'm not going to be able to talk to you, I'm not even gonna be able to look at you without getting pissed off. I recommend you change your attitude right now unless you don't care if our friendship ends. Either way, you need to back off and let us be together. He makes me happy, he keeps me together, he's the ONLY ONE who can make me smile when I'm bawling. You need to accept the fact that you can't do that the way he can. Now please, PLEASE LEAVE US THE ******** ALONE!
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