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Steph: What traits would you give an evil alien monster? Not- not an alien, but a monster.
Cat: How evil?
Steph: Hmm, not actually evil, just a scary looking monster. How 'bout this? He's described as 'misunderstood.'
Cat: Well for one, misunderstood. Maybe also angsty.
Steph: No! I mean what would they look like, not how would they act.
Cat: Oh. Green, big, slimey, and with 12 eyes.
Steph: How 'bout I want them to be person-like?
Cat: Okay, but these questions are supposed to be about me.
Steph: They are about you! My glasses broke yesterday because of how you look!
Cat: Oh, if that's all! Just look at me and you'll have your answer!
Steph: What would you do if-
Cat: Pfft...
Steph: -I stabbed you in the back with my pencil?
Cat: The same thing I did when you stabbed me with that pin!
Steph: You mean die on the ground?
Cat: That's right, brother!
Steph: I'm not your brother, but sure I'll take a look.
Cat: It's 'give it a shot.'
Steph: Shut up.
Steph: So... Britty Teh Unicron is a great movie, right?
Cat: I don't even know what that means. I mean, I know what Charlie teh unicron is, and I know what Unicorn Fairy Britty is, but I don't get your joke...
Steph: Well you can go... be eaten by a whale.
Steph: *in a wheezy sort of moan* Ughggghhh...
Cat: ...........
Steph: *creaking like a door* Aaaghk!
Cat: Um, yes!
Steph: The trees outside. Do they make you depressed? No leaves? Just look at them. Depressed...
Cat: You should get that looked at.
Steph: I'm trying to get you to look at it.
Cat: *turning* What's wrong with them?
Steph: *whining* They have no leaves!
Cat: I think they look fine.
Steph: They look sad.
Cat: Don't judge their way of life, Stephanie!
Steph: I'll judge your shanity!
Cat: Oh, alright.
Steph: Are you waiting for me to judge you 'shanity?'
Cat: Naw, I did that already.
Steph: How's the Andernater doin'?
Cat: He's alright, but he got sent home because he had a headache. At least, I think he got sent home. I didn't see him at all the second half of the day, and he told me he wanted to go to the nurse. So I'm pretty sure he left during lunch.
Steph: Doesn't he have your lunch?
Cat: Yep.
Steph: How does this picture make you feel?
Cat: I feel that the second guy has a nice jacket. And I love my jackets!
Steph: Have you been reading recently?
Cat: No, but I really really should be. I have book work due...
Steph: I don't care if you should be but you aren't!
Cat: ... You know what this conversation makes me in the mood for? Taco Mac.
Steph: I was thinking about that, which is surprising because I don't like Taco Mac.
Cat: All I know is I'm really flippin' hungry and there's no junk food in this entire HOUSE. Gah, I'm gonna go raid the fridge.
Steph: There's nothing in there either!
Cat: Oh.
Cat: Hey, wanna go watch Flyboys?
Steph: ... Sure.
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Alright, so that was it. I guess we're gonna go watch Flyboys now, after I eat Stephanie alive for throwing an eraser at my face. 
