Robot Master Truth or Dare
It was a calm, clear night at Dr. Wily's castle, and the 2nd generation of robot masters were getting bored.
Quickman: Hey Metal! Want to play this game called truth or dare?
Metalman: What is this truth or dare game?
Quickman: It's this game that humans play that involves spinning a bottle and whoever it lands on has to say the truth or do a dare.
Metalman: I guess we could give it a shot. There's nothing to do anyway.
Quickman: Sweet! I'll go get the others!
*10 minutes later*
Quickman: Is everyone ready?
Airman: ......
Quickman: Alright! Lets go! *spins the bottle*
*bottle lands on Metalman*
Metalman: Oh hell no.....
Quickman: Okay! Truth or dare?
Metalman: Truth....
Quickman: You're no fun. Okay, is it true that you love Roll?
Metalman: WHAT?! NO! Okay, I'll go! *spins the bottle*
*bottle lands on Quickman*
Quickman: s**t...
Metalman: *laughs* Truth or dare?
Quickman: Since I'm more of a man than YOU are, I take dare!
Metalman: I dare you to make out with Flashman for 5 minutes.
Quickman: Errrr.... *stares at Flash*
Flashman: No....
Quickman: As much as I'll hate doing this.... *makes out with Flash*
Flashman: *struggles*
Metalman: *takes pictures* This will be good for blackmail.
Quickman: *stops* Okay, my turn again. *spins the bottle*
Flashman: I'll never be the same again...
*bottle lands on Woodman*
Quickman: Truth or dare?
Woodman: Dare!
Quickman: I dare you to let Heatman kick you in the balls.
Woodman: Ffffff....
Heatman: Got to do what the dare says! *kicks Woodman in the balls*
Woodman: *crouches in pain* My future kids!
Heatman: *laughs*
Woodman: *weakly spins the bottle*
*the bottle lands on Heatman*
Heatman: ********!
Woodman: *gets up* Life's a b***h now isn't it? Now, truth or dare?
Heatman: *pauses*......Truth!
Woodman: Lucky b*****d......Is it true that you've made out with more than one chick in one night?
Heatman: Yes! I mean no! Dammit!
Woodman: Wow Heatman, I never knew that you were like that.
Heatman: Grrr.....*spins the bottle*
*bottle lands on Flashman*
Heatman: Truth or dare?
Flashman: I'll take dare.
Heatman: I dare you to make me a sammich.
Flashman: That's it?
Heatman: Yeah, and put some marshmallows, mustard, and dirt while you're at it.
Flashman: You're going to eat that?
Heatman: No, the dare is to make me a sammich and to feed it to Woodman.
Woodman: Hell no!
Heatman: Flash! Use your Time Stopper on Woodman!
Flashman: *stops time* Now to get that sammich! *leaves*
Heatman: Woodman is going to get it.
*3 minutes later*
Flashman: *comes back* Here's your sammich!
Heatman: *opens Woodman's mouth* Let him have it!
Flashman: *forces the sandwich down Woodman's throat* Want me to unfreeze Woodman?
Heatman: Yeah, I want to see his face.
Flashman: *unfreezes time*
Woodman: Oh God! *runs outside*
Heatman: HAHAHAHA!!! That was great!
Flashman: For some reason, that felt good. *spins the bottle*
*bottle lands on Crashman*
Crashman: Finally!
Flashman: Wow, seems like someone is eager to go. Alright truth or-
Crashman: DARE!
Flashman: Okay....I dare you to-
Crashman: YOU DARE ME TO BLOW UP MEGAMAN? OKAY! *runs outside* HEY WOODMAN! *keeps running*
Woodman: *looks up* Urrrp! *pukes*
Flashman: I give him 3 seconds.
Crashman: WAHHHHH!!!! *crashes through the roof* I BLEW HIM UP! *takes out Megaman's helmet*
Metalman: I can't believe it.....he pulled it off....
Crashman: MY TURN! *spins the bottle*
*bottle lands on Bubbleman*
Crashman: TRUTH OR DARE?
Bubbleman: Eep! Umm.....uh....
Crashman: HURRY UP! WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME!
Bubbleman: Ahh! I pick truth!
Crashman: That's dumb. Oh well, is it true that you have feelings for Heatman?
Bubbleman: *blushes* Well.....maybe a little....
Heatman: *blushes* Bubble.....
Crashman: Eww, enough of this, just spin the bottle already!
Bubbleman: *spins the bottle*
*bottle lands on Airman*
Airman: .......
Bubbleman: Truth or dare?
Airman: .....Dare.
*everyone gasps*
Bubbleman: *gulps* Umm, I dare you to-
Airman: *glares at Bubbleman*
Bubbleman: *wets himself* AHHHH!!! *runs away*
Quickman: Dude, so THAT'S why he never loses a truth or dare game
Metalman: Not only does he scare people to death, but he also makes them wet themselves.
Quickman: (Note to self: Don't invite Airman to any truth or dare games....)
 DriedBlackOlives · Tue Feb 01, 2011 @ 10:00pm · 0 Comments |
