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-MISS SUSIE HAD A STEAM BOAT 8D-
Miss Susie had a steamboat
the steamboat had a bell
Miss Susie went to Heaven
the steamboat went to
hello operator
please give me number nine
and if you disconnect me,
I'll paddle your
Behind the refrigerator
there was a piece of glass
Miss Susie sat upon it and broke her little
ask me no more questions
tell me no more lies
the boys are in the girls' room
pulling down their flies
Miss Susie and her boyfriend
are kissing in the
D-A-R-K
D-A-R-K
D-A-R-K
[fast] DARK, DARK, DARK
dark is like a movie
a movie's like a show
a show is like a TV screen
and that is all I know
I know I know my mother
I know I know my pa
I know I know my sister
with the alligator bra!
Contributed by Erika - Thank you!
OR
Miss Susie had a steamboat
the steamboat had a bell
Miss Susie went to heaven
the steamboat went to...
Hello operator please give me number nine
and if you disconnect me
i'll kick you from...
behind the refrigerator there was a piece of glass
Miss Susie fell upon it and cut her little...
ask me no more questions
tell me no more lies
Miss Susie told me everything the day before she...
Died her hair in purple,
died her hair pink,
died her hair in polka-dots
and washed it down the...
Sink me in the ocean,
Sink me in the sea,
Sink me in/down the toilet,
But please don't pee on me!
Contributed by Joanna - Thank you!
OR
Miss Suzie had a steamboat.
The steamboat had a bell DING DING!
Miss Suzie went to heaven.
The steamboat went to,
Hell-o operator I'm dialing number 9
and if you disconnect me ill kick your little,
Behind the refrigerator I lay a piece of glass,
Miss Suzie sat upon it and broke her little,
Ask me no more questions I'll tell you no more lies,
The boys are in the bathroom zipping up their,
Flies are in the meadow the bees are in the park,
Miss Suzie kissed her boyfriend in the,
D-A-R-K D-A-R-K DARK DARK DARK!
Oh hello operator I'm dialing number 10
and if you disconnect me ill sing this song again!
Contributed by Joey, May 2000 - Thank you!
 Viper-Nyx · Wed Oct 20, 2010 @ 02:22am · 0 Comments |
