A woman walks into a supermarket and buys:
One bar of soap
One toothbrush
One toothpaste
One loaf of bread
One quart of milk
One box of cereal
One single frozen dinner
At which, the checkout guy looks at her and asks, "Single, huh?" She sarcastically replies, "How'd you guess?" He says, "Because you're ugly."
Inspiration Staff · Sat Jul 31, 2010 @ 10:04am · 0 Comments |