I've come to tell you something I know nothing about
Admission is free so pay at the door
So pull up a chair and sit on the floor
One bright day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they face each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
A legless donkey passing by
Kicked both men in the eye
It knocked them over a ten foot wall
Into a dry dicth and drowned them all
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And came to shoot these two dead boys
If you don't believe this lie is true
Ask the blind man - she saw it two
kell-bells Community Member 
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