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sound of static]
[announcer]
Meet Eddie, twenty-three years old.
Fed up with life and the way things are going,
he decides to rob a liquor store.
("I can't take this no more, I can't take it no more homes" wink
But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart.
And suddenly, his conscience comes into play...
("s**t is mine, I gotta do this.. gotta do this" wink
[Dr. Dre]
Alright, stop! (Huh?)
Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store
and try to get money out the drawer
You better think of the consequence (But who are you?)
I'm your ******** conscience
[Eminem]
That's nonsense!
Go in and gaffle the money and run to one of your aunt's cribs
And borrow a damn dress, and one of her blonde wigs
Tell her you need a place to stay
You'll be safe for days if you shave your legs with Renee's razor blade
[Dr. Dre]
Yeah but if it all goes through like it's supposed to
The whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you
Think about it before you walk in the door first
Look at the store clerk, she's older than George Burns
[Eminem]
******** that! Do that s**t! Shoot that b***h!
Can you afford to blow this s**t? Are you that rich?
Why you give a ******** if she dies? Are you that b***h?
Do you really think she gives a ******** if you have kids?
[Dr. Dre]
Man, don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it! (You're right!)
Not over this s**t (Stop!) Drop the biscuit (I will!)
Don't even listen to Slim yo, he's bad for you
(You know what Dre? I don't like your attitude..)
[sound of static]
("It's alright c'mon, just come in here for a minute" wink
("Mmm, I don't know!" wink
("Look baby.." wink
("Damn!" wink
("Yo, it's gonna be alright, right?" wink
("Well OK.." wink
[announcer]
Meet Stan, twenty-one years old. ("Give me a kiss!" wink
After meeting a young girl at a rave party,
things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom.
Once again, his conscience comes into play... ("s**t!" wink
[Eminem]
Now listen to me, while you're kissin her cheek
and smearin her lipstick, I slipped this in her drink
Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little b***h's earlobe..
(Yo! This girl's only fifteen years old
You shouldn't take advantage of her, thats not fair)
Yo look at her bush does it got hair? (uh huh)
******** this b***h right here on the spot bare till she
passes out and she forgot how she got there
(Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie _Kids_?)
No, but I seen the porno with SunDoobiest!
(s**t, you wanna get hauled off to jail?)
yea ******** that, hit that s**t raw dog and bail
[sound of static]
[pickup idling, radio playing]
[announcer]
Meet Grady, a twenty-nine year old construction worker.
After coming home from a hard day's work,
he walks in the door of his trailer park home
to find his wife in bed with another man.
("WHAT THE ********?!?!" wink
("Grady!!" wink
[Dr. Dre]
Alright calm down, relax, start breathin..
[Eminem]
******** that s**t! You just caught this b***h cheatin!
While you at work she's with some dude tryin to get off?!
******** slitting her throat, CUT THIS b***h'S HEAD OFF!!!
[Dr. Dre]
Wait! What if there's an explanation for this?
(What? She tripped, fell, and landed on his d**k?!)
Alright Shady, maybe he's right, Grady
But think about the baby before you get all crazy
[Eminem]
Okay! Thought about it, still wanna stab her?
Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her?
That's what I did, be smart, don't be a retard
You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped DEE BARNES??!
[Dr. Dre]
What'chu say? (What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember?)
I'ma kill you ********!
[Eminem]
Uhhh-aahh! Temper temper!
Mr. Dre? Mr. N.W.A.?
Mr. AK comin' straight outta Compton y'all better make way?
How in the ******** you gonna tell this man not to be violent?
[Dr. Dre]
Cause he don't need to go the same route that I went
Been there, done that.. aw ******** it...
What am I sayin? Shoot em both Grady, where's your gun at?
[gun fires, is cocked, and re-fired]
 D4t45t234m · Fri Nov 27, 2009 @ 06:49am · 0 Comments |
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