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ok this is totally fiction because igi-kun isn't this serious i'll probably die for teasing him but it's funny i couldn't resist this is not my work it belongs ayame she allowed me to make a few adjustments well anywayz enjoy
Akira:hey guys hows it going are you ready for a great show tonight
Audience:*applaudes*
Akira:we're going to do alittle interviewng kay
Audience:YAY
Akira:now give it up for Igarashi Ameteratsu
Fangirls:*piercing screams*
Akira: first question igarashi-kun can i call you igi-kun? how do you feel about being here tonight?
Igarashi:sure why not to the first question..i feel like crap right now
Akira:well you came here on your own free will...you had the choice
Igarashi:No I DiDn't you squirming lair you and pshcopathic ducks kidnapped me,tortured me,and forced me to come
Akira surprised ops.those ducks were supposed to sedate you and brainwash you so you wouldn't rember any of that...anyway a more frequently asked question...does your hair ever get in your way...what is it for??
Igarashi:no not really..it makes me look smexy
fangirls:*piercing screams*
Akira:is it alive?
Igarashi:no
Akira:are you sure??
Igarashi:I'm sure
Akira:positive?
Igarashi:positive
Akira:well ok then next question...why do you like hentai so much??
Igarashi:besides the fact that it excites me, its funny,and very sexy...it makes tuzkino mad
Akira:you know she's watching this right.
Igarashi:she is
*the tv turns black and shows tuzkino at home watching tv with their two twins her eyes have flames in them and shes clenching her teeth.*
Kids:mommy is dadfy going to move out
Tuzkino:yes dear he'll be sleeping in the garage
*back to akira*
Igarashi:'i'm going to die'
Akira:next question are you evil??
Igarashi:how many times in your life time since i met Tuzkino have you seen me do somthing bad
Akira:good point igi-kun is a good boy.anything else you would like to add?
Igarashi:dear fangirls minease's hair is fuller than mines damn him
Akira:hey no cussing in my interviews
Igarashi:i'll cuse if i flippin want to..how do you like this...*BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP*
Akira:You do know your kids are watching this right?
Igarashi:they are?*eyes go wide*
kids:daddy what does*bleep* mean
Igarashi: DON'T SAY THAT*tuzkino's gonna kill me*
Akira:their so innocent so..igi-kun whats your favorite food
Igarashi:what does THAT have to do with anything??
Akira:just wanna know
Igarashi:god i love waffles.
Akira:will you come join me be my friend and gives me hugs everyday??
Igarashi:you haven't met my wife.
Tuzkino:*walks over calmly to igarashi's side*
Akira:well then can we at least ses a smile.
Igarashi:it'll be the last thing you ever see*smiles softly*
Akira and Tuzkino:AWWWW look at that cute smile
Fangirls:*piercing screams*
Igarashi;we're leaving goidbye*begins to walk away with kids and Tuzkino*
Akira:until nxt time buh-byez
Igarashi:there won't be a nxt time
Akira:shud up yes there will