Well i forgot to write this yesterday buuuuut, well here we go
Yesterday in science i mistakened something Julia showed me (with her hands silently) to that she was pregnant. (HAAAA) Anyway I asked her who the dad was and she said it was TOmmy.....*shiver*
Well that got me rolling I dont wanna say detail of wut I said cuz well it as mean and well yeeeeeah if ur (julia,Sam) ull no wut I mean by that XD
anyway al of a sudden at lunch Sam came outta nowhere and asked "I wonder what your mom would say if you really got pregnant" everyone started laughing at meh, or with w/e "XD
this was my thought of what would happen
1) (1 week ltr) (to meh mom) "Ma im pregnent
mom- HOLY **** WHO ID THIS TO YOU OMG MY BABY AHHHHH
2) (another week ltr) mom- WHOS THE FATHER WHO IS ITTT ILL SLICE HIM i mean who is it dear?
3) (another week) mom- *calling police* "A GUY IN SAN DIEGO GOT MY BABY PREGNANT GET HIIIIM
4) (anther goddamn week) mom- "ASHLEY WE FOUND HIM"
Police-*strangling cuddlybear*
cuddlybear- WTF TEGBNV HOWD U??? HOLY ****
5) (one month ltr) *interupption*
Julia- Imganine the babies Tommys!?
Sam- IKR
me- GFGHNHVCHVBM VCX *scream in a wierd pitch* DONT INTERUPPT!
*cough* fine nine months ltr in the hospital
5) Julia- the babies probably not even James's
James- stfu O_O IT HAS TO BE
Sam- i dont think so....
Tommy- GFDGFGBCH
Me- STFU *five minutes ltr* O_O ITS A BLACK BABY (sorry Tommy >_> wink
*has another* FDVGBB<V A WHITE BABY
Docter- o-o Ur a whore...
me- STFU DUDE *faints*
o-o yesh wierd but so funny if u were there! then julia saaaid
Julia- imagine you have a black and white baby in rl?
me- *misunderstanding* WTF IMMA HAVE A ZEBRA NAO??? HOLY ****
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Julia- NO U IDIOT
me- o haaaa >_>
yeah wel im to lazy to write anything else....so Julia gd luck with ur baby and with tommy *throws up* ill live with that...*cough* anyway yeah....BB BITCHES heart
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