Disclaimer: I did not write this it from a kool fanfic called I've got a Little Hope by, 7sins7lies awesome naruto/harry potter fanfic it also slash (for those who dont know wht that is BOY ON BOY LOVE LOL) I had to put this here cause it was so freaking funny to me so here's a small part of the fic...
“I have a game.” Luna said. “It’s called Things I am Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts.” Every one raised their eyebrows. “I’ll start.” She said dreamily. “A wand is for magic only, it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or drumming on desks, no matter how bored I become.” Every one stared at her before roaring with laughter. “Now the next person goes.”
“ME!” Ginny cheered. “Ok, I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.” Every one ooooed knowing that would be something bad.
“I will not draw an “H” on Percy Weasley’s forehead.” George said with a look of all seriousness before burst into laughter with everyone else.
“I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.” Harry sniggered. Everyone was wiping tears away they were laughing so hard.
“When fighting Death Eaters in the annual June battle of Good vs. Evil I will not lift my wand skyward and shout “There can only be ONE!”” Dean laughed.
“OMGWTF is not a spell.”
“I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.”
“I will not refer to the Accio charm as “The force.””
“Asking “How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?” and then walking away is only funny the first time.” Draco smirked earning a halfhearted glare from Harry which was ruined by his amused smile.
“I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells and shout “I have the power!””
“It is not necessary for me to yell “BAMF” every time I Apparate.”
“I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance into any classroom.”
“I will not use Umbrige’s quill to write “Told you I was hardcore.”” Harry laughed.
“If the thought of the spell makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.”-George
“I will not tell Sir. Cadagon that the Knights Who say NI have challenged him to a duel and then have the students yell “Ni” from various directions.”
“I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand.” Luna said proudly.
“I will not steal Gryffindor’s sword from Dumbledore’s office and use it to patrol the hall ways.”
“I will not sing the badger song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin Quidditch matches.”
“I will not tell the Moon Prism Power is a basic transfiguration spell.”
“I will not say the phrase “Dude, get a life” to lord Voldemort.”
 orlando18 · Thu Apr 23, 2009 @ 02:44am · 0 Comments |
