SPANK ME, I'M SKANKY! 4laugh
I have... a kid?! ********, didn't know that... and considering he's not even a year younger than me, psh... I'm a total skank! But, my son is teh awesomeness...
Me + Nyle = Matt
^^ Math is so much fun when it's naughty twisted ... How does it go? Add the bed, divide the legs, subtract the condom, and hope you don't multiply? I think that's how it goes... I dunno, I'll ask Mr. Hess...
Speaking of Hess and sex... Mr. Hess looks alot like a porn star to me... I dunno why, but I could see a ver smecksay young blonde secretary blowin' him... Yeah, I have way to much:
Imagination + Time = Dirty thoughts
But, if this were about Jake it would be...
Imagination + Time (preferably alone) + some lotion = :squirt squirt:
I'm a dirty lil' whore, ain't I? :anime wink:
 amour_et_paix_enfant · Fri Nov 25, 2005 @ 07:51am · 1 Comments |
