CHAPTER 4 OF SUPERLOOSER
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"i screamed.there were no more crackers left.i was doomed.i thought for one moment about commiting suicide but then i saw the cause of no crackers.(old story-one day mr.evilgummybear stole my crackers but today it wasn't him)i saw mold in the back of my cupboard.that evil maid of mine must die!!i picked up the phoone and called the maid service."hello this is matha's maid service how may i help you?"i did't like this old hag's voice.it sounded like some 100 year old woman."may i please speak to Bertha?"i said throuhg my teeth."of course you can sir"the old hag said.i heard yelling over the phone."BERTHA GET YOU A** OVER HERE!!!"wow,some old hag she is."SHUT YOU POT HOLE OLDY,I'M COMIN'!!!".she ame to the phone."how can i help you sir?"."hi this is superlooser,umm im calling bcuz u threw out my crackers."."sir they were moldy,and if i don't get all of the nasty stuff out of your house,i won't get paid."."well bertha,YOU'RE FIRED!!"and that tales care of that.
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