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This is a shoutout to Tama-rin!

One day, today to be exact, I was bumbling about my buisness when I came across a PM from my friend Tama-rin.

Tama-rin: Aoki! Sounds like a n00b alert!

Aoki: Holy whack unlyrical lyrics Tama-rin! You're ******** stupid! To the rapmobile! -fwoosh-

I went to the thread at turbo speed; not only did she take my quotes and cut and paste Eminem lyrics-She couldn't even name thrity of his songs! b***h! I could recognize lyrics to more than 65! But Tama-rin antagonized herself by antagonizing ME!

She posted my comic, and went 'This is what my friend dose to n00bs!' along with a series of Slim Shady generated threats that I use sparingly to preserve originality; as well as constantly give him credit.

But this isn't about Marshall; this is about Tama-rin.

So she PMs me, I race to the rapmobile and appear there in the blink of an eye. I post and clearly state to Tama-rin that I am not keen on fighting her battles for her.

And you know what happens?

All the narrow-minded n00bs that reside in the slums of Gaia with their pixelated drugs are all in an uproar, figuratively pushing me to the stake to burn me. As the one literate soul among a bunch of chatterboxxers and a poser Aoki (Tama) I am violently told streams of insults when I only came in to state that I had no intention of showing hostility.

And you know whose fault that it? Tama-rin's.

Judging by the frequently long pauses between her earlier posts, she was cut and pasting my-and Eminem's- quotes and using my beloved comic. I myself have earned my place right next to the furnace in hell because of MY ambition- NOT OF YOURS, TAMA-RIN!

So after my first post, which is something like 'Guys, I'm not here to fight, Tama-rin's just a stereotyping hypocrite.' The owner of the thread, after hearing ramblings of my gorey and glorious victory against those who b***h, replies with 'are you the dumbass friend ive heard about?'

Angered, I reply curtly with 'I'd appreciate it if you didn't call me that, ********. I was merely here to prove a point.'

After being kicked around and picked on for a little bit because I couldn't even sum my anger up into a rant- None of my rants reside in the Chatterbox, otherwise they will most likely never be read- I brought my good friend Megaru Ryuuji.

Aoki: We got a bogey.

Megaru: -deep voice- Ki, I'm on my way. -fwoosh!-

Tama-b***h! Oh Tama-b***h!

Megaru came, saw and conquered. After posting a touching rant-Nobody rants for me anymore- she and I were quite displeased to find it ignored, so she sent it to Tama-rin via PM.

Aoki: We can PM it to the b***h!

Megaru: Let's go! -vwoosh-

-Bang!-

Aoki: What was that?

Megaru: Tama-rin.

Aoki: ******** her- Actually, hit her one more time in case.

-Bang!-

Megaru: ********! now she's dragging under the rapmobile!

Aoki: I'm actually surpirsed I didn't take the time to think of a clever name myself instead of stealing Eminem's rapmobile.

Megaru: Uhm, screw that, what about Tama-rin?

Aoki: Her arm will eventually rip off.

Megaru: Sextastic.

So we're back at the thread and Tama-rin is still up to her old ways, completely ignoring the fact that I keep posting and telling her she's a crackwhore for beleiving I would do this s**t for her and shoving a sign that says 'I am not your b***h!' in large purple letters up her a**. She wouldn't stop! Megaru was gonna leave, but first, she sprayed Tama-rin with a few cans of mace.

Aoki: She's like Dimdim! this ******** won't die neither! We stomped the b***h and then stomped the b***h again!

Megaru: Stomp her! -switches feet- Stomp her! -switch again!-

Aoki: Meg, alright, she's dead dude, quit kicking her.

So this goes to say that I don't like a poser, nomatter how close to me they might be. I'M the Eminem obsessor, NOT YOU GOD DAMN WANNABES! Get lives! NOW! And fly me to Tylenol island while you're at it!

I don't mind if people try to be something they're not-it's all part of being a teenager- but DON'T adopt a friend's slightly original attitude in hopes of gaining her popularity! GET YOUR OWN FANS FROM YOUR OWN IDEAS, ********!

So will the real Aoki please stand up?

Please stand up?

Please stand up?

*Several references to Marshall Mathers occured in the making of this rant.