Dji's Easy Guide to Getting Sexually Harrassed on Final Fantasy XI:
Step One: Create an undeniably sexy character. (i.e. Mithra or secksay Elvaan Lady)
Step Two: End every sentence with a =)
Step Three: Or with a <3.
Step Four: Create ultra sexy macros such as "[Insert UserName Here] bends over slightly and reveals her panties." or "[Insert UserName Here]'s left breast accidentally brushes against [Other User]'s arm."
Step Five: Have a hot a**. That means you Shiroi!
Anywhoo, I have noticed an increasing amount of players helping me out recently. Not my friends though, I mean just total and complete strangers out of the blue.
I think it's because I am a cute and defenceless Taru that needs YOUR gil. Right now.... DON'T MAKE ME DANCE FOR IT. D:<
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