SO. Things were a little more fun today.
We had these HUGE tests today,
So we were alloud to go outside into the little kid playground for a while.
Idiots XP
All my friends: *Gets on monkey bars* OMFG! ITS LIKE WERE ON A PLANE!
Me: OH IM THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT!
Me: This trip is simpiliy FABULUS!!
Chris: I THINK THE PILOTS GAY!
Me: Your FABULUS inflight movie is High School Musical Two!!
Everyone: *SCREAMS IN TERROR*
*Later!*
Lunchtime
Outside
Chris and Ally shmuggling >.<
Jake: *Turns on Ipod speakers so Love in This Club starts playing*
Me: OMG!
Jake: I DARE YOU TO START DANCING!
Me: *Starts dancing*
Guys: WOOT!!! *Throws money at me.*
Me: OW! *Attempts single handed cartwheel*
*Falls, dies DX*
Everyone: OMG ARE YOU OKAY??!1111!?!1?!1!
Me: Blahmelaopjerkasmalgahilin.
Brittany: I KNOW HOW TO FIX HER!
*gets up really close to my face*
Guys: WOOOOTTTT!!!! *Expects Lesbien kiss*
Brittany:*whispers* you...me...sex...
Me: WHAT?
*LATTTEERRR*
So my friend Drew was cheating on math.
Oh the fun XD
Me: DREW ARE YOU CHEATING?
Drew: SHH!!!
Me: Your going to go through your whole life a lie, your grades will be fake, your college will be fake, your job will be fake, YOUR WHOLE LIFE WILL BE FAKE! JUST CAUSE YOU CHEATED IN MATH!!!
Drew:...
Me: Am I guilting you out at all?
Drew: No.
Haaaaaa. Yeah.
I have a retarded life.
BUT ITS MY RETARDED LIFE BIZTCHES D<
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