YESTERDAY...was the beginning of the heroic, and very much amazing legend that is...BEEFY McMEATY.....the FOUR-LEGGED COW! O_O I know you wonder about his amazingness in awe! But you will forever remain in wonder...untill you have met....this living legend for yourself...sometime....in the NEAR FUTURE!
AND...to be as dramatic and as announcer-like as possible...I'm making STRATEGIC PAUSES in my sentences....AND....saying a select few words louder than others...because THAT'S what makes.....the story of BEEFY....so wonderful.
PREPARE to be AMAZED! For you will indeed....be AMAZED!
Yes, Beefy McMeaty has accomplished many a task in his exstensive and amazing life time...he's loved, he's cried, he's been four-legged, and....he's told the weather.
Ah, yes. Not enough can be said about our hero, Beefy, but one thing can be said:
He makes a damn good weather man.
AND THAT'S A FACT, JACK!
So now...the tale lives on...fondly in our hearts and minds...NEVER TO BE FORGOTTEN...as the tale...of Beefy McMeaty.
~fin
---Invader_Champloo!
Invader_Champloo! Community Member 
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