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this isnt mine. i dont claim it. okay?!

Blue: Glub Glub Glub Glub Glub Glub
Pink: Glub Glub
Blue: Look over there it’s a coral reef
Charlie: Oh look it’s you guys, and you’re floating.
Blue: Charlie, we’re scuba diving Charlie
Pink: We’re exploring the depths of the ocean blue.
Blue: Oh no, here comes a school of poisonous foogu fish.
Pink: Nooooo Foogu
Charlie: Ah you gotta watch out for those, now go away I’m watching TV.
Blue: The vortex is open
Charlie: Uh ok, what is this?
Blue: Charlie, we’re being pulled into the vortex.
Pink: Swim away foogu fish, swim away.
Charlie: Come on now you guys are freaking me out, turn this thing off.
Blue: There’s no stopping the vortex Charlie
Pink: Fooguuuuu
*Blue and Pink get sucked into vortex*
Charlie: Guys? Guys? Or girls, I’m really not sure what you two are.
Blue: Charlie, Charlie I have the amulet.
Charlie: What amulet? What’s going on?
Blue: The amulet Charlie, the magical amulet. Sparkles sparkles.
Pink: Sparkle.
Charlie: I don’t understand what you’re talking about.
Blue: The amuletttttt.
*pop out of vortex*
Blue: We did it.
Pink: We got the amulet!
Charlie: Great, now go away, Im tired of the horrible things that happen when you’re around.
Blue: No Charlie.
Pink: No
*They both blow up*
Blue: We have to take the amulet to the banana king.
Charlie: Oh yes, the banana king, of course. Absolutely not.
Pink: He’s counting on us, Charlieeee. *He begins floating*
Blue: If we don’t get the amulet to the banana king the vortex will open and let out a thousand years of darkness.
Pink: Nooooo Darknessss.
*Creepy octopus begins to come out of vortex*
Charlie: Alright fine I’ll go, I’ll go.
Pink+Blue: yayyy
Pink: Darkness
*pink and Blue say blblbl(5 times)
Charlie: What are you two doing?
*blblbl* (2 times)
Charlie: Stop that.
*Blue: blbl*
Charlie: Oh look at that.
Blue+Pink: ZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!
Blue: El hombre con el sombrero nos envoi
Pink: El nos dijo muchas historias asombrosas
*weird music* *creepy laughing*
Charlie: What?
Pink: Esta noche nosotros cenamos Tortugas
Blue: Así que bueno, ellos serán
Charlie: Ah, what did you two do?
Blue+Pink: ZZZZZZZZZZ
Blue: Soy Feliz.
*creepy music, creepy laughing*
Charlie: Just keep walking Charlie, just keep walking.
Blue: Hop on board the train Charlie.
Pink: It’s gonna take us to the banana king.
Charlie: I don’t see any train, all I see is a giant sneaker.
Blue: It’s the choo choo shoe, Charlie.
Pink: Choo Choo shoe.
Blue: Hurry Charlie, it’s about to leave.
Pink+Blue: Chuga Chuga Chuga Chuga Chuga Chuga Chuga Chuga Choo shoe Chuga Chuga Chuga Chuga Chuga Chuga Chuga Chuga Choo shoe
Charlie: I forgot my boarding pass, I’ll just walk.
Pink: We’re here, Charlie.
Blue: The temple of the banana king.
Charlie: Great, let’s leave the amulet and go home.
*Banana king pops up*
Charlie: Who is that? No, no really. You guys see it, right? I gotta be honest I’m getting really creeped out here. Somebody say something.
*music starts*
Banana King: (song)

Charlie you look quite down,
With your big fat eyes,
And your big fat frown.
The world doesn’t have to be so grey.

Charlie when your life’s a mess,
When you’re feeling blue,
Always in distress,
I know what can wash that sad away.

All you have to do is,
Put a banana in your ear.
Charlie: A Banana in my ear?
Put a ripe banana right into your favorite ear.

It’s true
Charlie: Says who?
So true,
Once it’s in your blues will disappear.

The bad in the world is hard to hear,
When in your ear a banana cheers.
So go and put a banana in your ear.
Put a banana in your ear.
Charlie: I’d rather keep my ear clear.
You will never be happy if you live your life in fear.

It’s true.
Charlie: Says you.
So true
When it’s in the skies are bright and clear.
Of every day of every year.
The sun shines bright in this big blue sphere.
So go and put a banana in your earrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
*Banana King blows up*

Charlie: Of course, it burst into flames.
Blue: Go forth magical amulet, return to the banana king.
*light shines onto Charlie*
Blue: Charlie, you’re the bonana king.
*Charlie starts floating*
Charlie: What? Hey hey, hold on a minute.
Banana: You’re the bonana king, Charlie.
Charlie: No, no I’m not, that doesn’t even make sense.
Blue: All hail the banana king.
Charlie: I’m not the banana king.
Blue: You are the banana king.
Charlie: No, no I’m I’m…
Banana: banana banana banana banana banana
Charlie: I, I am the banana king.
Blue+Pink: yayyy
Banana: You are the bonana king.
Charlie: I’m the banana king, yeah. Hey, hey. Where’d you go? Guys? Hello? Get me down from here. *falls* gah, Ok that’s a sprain. Hello? Hello? Guys? Where are you? Ah you gotta be- great, they robbed me.
*blue pops out of vortex*
Blue: Charlie.
Charlie: What, what do you want?
Blue: blbl







Blue: Heeey Charlie, hey Charlie, wake up!
Pink: Yeah Charlie, you silly sleepy head, wake up!
Charlie : Ugh, oh god you guys, this better be pretty freaking Important. So is the meadow on fire?
Blue: No Charlie, we found a map to Candy Mountain! Candy Mountain Charlie!
Pink: Yeah Charlie, we’re going Too Candy Mountain , come with us Charlie!
Blue: Yeah Charlie, It’ll be an adventure; we’re going on an adventure Charlie!
Charlie: Yeah, Candy Mountain right, I’m just gonna, you know. Go back to sleep now.
Blue: Noooooo, Charlie , you have to come with us to Candy Mountain.
Pink: Yeah Charlie, Candy Mountain! It’s a land of sweets & joy, and joyness.
Charlie: Please stop bouncing on me.
Blue: Candy Mountain Charlie!!!!
Pink: Yeah, Candy Mountain!
Charlie: Alright fine! I’ll go with you to Candy Mountain.
Pink & Blue Unicorn: Lalalaalaaaalalalaa
Charlie: Ugh, enough with the singing already!
Blue: Our first stop is over there Charlie!
Charlie: Oh God what is that?
Blue: It’s a Leoplurodon Charlie!
Pink: A Magical Leoplurodon!!
Blue: Its going to guide our way to Candy Mountain!
Charlie: Alright guys, you do know that there’s no actual Candy Mountain right?
Blue: Shun the Non-Believer
Pink: Shuuuuun!
Blue: Sssssshuuuuuunnnnn!
Charlie: Yeah.
Leoplurodon: Raaaaawr!
Blue: It has spoken!
Pink: He has told us the way!
Charlie: It didn’t say anything!!!
Blue: It’s just over this bridge Charlie!
Pink: It’s a Magical Bridge of Hope & Wonder!
Charlie: Is anyone else like getting, covered in splinters? Seriously guys we shouldn’t be on this thing.
Blue: Charlieee, Chaaaarlieeee, Chaaaarliee, Char…
Charlie: I’m Right Here! What Do You Want!
Blue: We’re on a bridge Charlieeee!
Pink: We’re here!!
Charlie: Well what’ do ya know, there actually is a Candy Mountain.
Blue: Candy Mountain! Candy Mountain ! You fill me with sweet sugary goodness!
Pink: Go inside the Candy Mountain Cave Charlie!
Blue: Yeah Charlie, go inside the Cave! Magical wonders are too behold when you enter!
Charlie: Yeah, uhh, thanks but no thanks. I’m gonna stay out here.
Pink: But you have too enter The Candy Mountain Candy Cave Charlieeee!
Y: ♫ Oh, when you’re down and looking for some cheering up,
Then just head right on up to the candy mountain cave.
When you get inside you’ll find yourself a cheery land,
such a happy and joyful and perky merry land.
They’ve got lollypops and gummy drop and happy things,
oh so many things that will brighten up your day.
It’s impossible to wear a frown in Candy Town;
it’s the Mecca of love the candy cave.
They’ve got jelly beans, and coconuts with little hats,
Candy wraps, chocolate bats, it’s a wonderland of sweets.
Ride the candy train to town and hear the candy band,
Candy bells, it’s a treat as they march across the land.
Cheery ribbons stream across the sky into the ground,
Turn around, it astounds, it’s the dancing candy tree.
In the candy cave imagination runs so free,
so now Charlie please will you go into the cave. ♫♫♫
Charlie : Alright Fine! Ill Go Into The Freaking Candy Cave! This’d Better Be Good.
Blue & Pink Unicorn: Yeeeeahhhh!
Blue: Goodbye Charlie!
Pink: Yeah, goodbye Charlie!
Charlie: Goodbye? What? Hey! What’s going on here!? Hello? Who is that?
[Sounds Of Hooves Being Knocked Out]

Charlie: Oh God. What happened? …Ohhhhh they took my freaking kidney!