TAPS rentapriest [10:19 PM]: I want to know how so many dwarves were killed in their own mine
Sakotobaka15 [10:20 PM]: orcs. they had sylvester stalone on their team. it blew up, killed them all but didn't hurt the mine itself
TAPS rentapriest [10:20 PM]: haha
TAPS rentapriest [10:20 PM]: Huge orc body running in screaming Rocky quotes with two shoes in his hands
Sakotobaka15 [10:20 PM]: hahahaharight!!
TAPS rentapriest [10:21 PM]: "HEY ADRIAN!!! I'M GONNA KILL A DWARF!!!...IT'S A SHOE BOMB!!! BOOM!!!!"
TAPS rentapriest [10:22 PM]: See I ca understand Dwarves being overwhelmed by sheer numbers
TAPS rentapriest [10:22 PM]: But there was not single goblin or orc body
Sakotobaka15 [10:22 PM]: that's what i was thinkin
Sakotobaka15 [10:22 PM]: of course the orcs probably got hungry being there for more than twenty minutes
Sakotobaka15 [10:22 PM]: so when it was all done they dragged the dead orcs back and had bbq
Sakotobaka15 [10:23 PM]: the dwarves were too small for their appetite and they wanted something more filling
TAPS rentapriest [10:25 PM]: I'm not trying to commit suicide in a unique style!
Sakotobaka15 [10:25 PM]: no not at all!
Sakotobaka15 [10:25 PM]: you'll spontaneously combust
Sakotobaka15 [10:26 PM]: but i'll have them write on your headstone that "he never meant to randomly set fire. it was an accident. he'd spent all his time thinking it was just a work of fiction but little did he know that our researchers did research and found evidence that it was real! We fooled him good! It was fact!!!!"
TAPS rentapriest [10:27 PM]: That must be some small writing....
Sakotobaka15 [10:27 PM]: Nope. I changed my mind. I'm making a sign to put right over your grave instead.
Sakotobaka15 [10:27 PM]: I want it to fit
Sakotobaka15 [10:27 PM]: NO!
Sakotobaka15 [10:27 PM]: A BULLETIN BOARD SO EVERYONE K NOWS!
TAPS rentapriest [10:27 PM]: NO!!!
Sakotobaka15 [10:28 PM]: A BULLETIN BOARD WITH AN ARROW POINTING RIGHT TO YOU!
TAPS rentapriest [10:29 PM]: NUUUUU!!!
Sakotobaka15 [10:29 PM]: YUS!
Sakotobaka15 [10:29 PM]: Face my divine wrath!
Sakotobaka15 [10:29 PM]: "Always follow your nose" fruit loops!
TAPS rentapriest [10:30 PM]: He's....a parrot?
Sakotobaka15 [10:30 PM]: NO IDIOT!
Sakotobaka15 [10:30 PM]: HE'S A TUCAN!
Sakotobaka15 [10:30 PM]: T-U-C-A-B
Sakotobaka15 [10:30 PM]: O.O
Sakotobaka15 [10:30 PM]: T-U-C-A-N
Sakotobaka15 [10:30 PM]: tucab is a tucan's distant cousin!
Sakotobaka15 [10:30 PM]: but not a tucan
TAPS rentapriest [10:30 PM]: hahaha
TAPS rentapriest [10:30 PM]: You ******** up when trying to make me seem stupid?!
Sakotobaka15 [10:32 PM]: HELL NO!
Sakotobaka15 [10:32 PM]: >>
Sakotobaka15 [10:32 PM]: I told you
Sakotobaka15 [10:32 PM]: It's a distant cousin
TAPS rentapriest [10:32 PM]: But NOT a Tucan!
TAPS rentapriest [10:32 PM]: Like Gandolf the PArrot
Sakotobaka15 [10:33 PM]: GANDOLF IS A ******** TUCAN!
Sakotobaka15 [10:33 PM]: A tucan named Sam
TAPS rentapriest [10:33 PM]: SAM THE PARROT!!
TAPS rentapriest [10:33 PM]: JUST BECAUSE HE'S A GOD DAMN TUCAN DOES NOT MEAN HE HAS TO BE NAMED A TUCAN!!!
TAPS rentapriest [10:33 PM]: PARROT HAS A NICER RING!!!
TAPS rentapriest [12:23 AM]: .......That can onyl lead to oen thing!
Sakotobaka15 [12:24 AM]: Hurt feelings and an out of control stapler?
I swear, I'm not a ********' idiot. @_@
Vincerus Community Member 
|
|
Community Member