(Believe me, I know from expierience.) I'm making a list of things that happen when your friends and you get high at lunch. It's going to sort of be a quiz. Ahem...
1. They scream random things like: "Pizza topping or blellow."
2. You start laughing your a** off for no reason.
3. You make a complete fool of yourself and so do your friends.
4. They start saying stuff from shows that you or they've seen. In my case they say stuff like this (try and guess the show):
Quote A.
Quote: One time I mixed yellow and blue and I got a totally new color. I call it, blellow.
]Quote B.
Quote: High school girls, high school girls. All for me, high school girls.
Quote C.
Quote: Hey _________ <---- Name there. (The names suppose to be Shippo, but you can yell it out to your enemies and replace there name.) Your villige called, there missing they're idiot.
Quote D.
Quote: -Playing characters- Oh my god! It's _____, (I forget the dudes name.) the seacucumber! Maybe if I touch him, some of his greatness will rub off on me. -In a dumb voice- Spongebob, as a friend, I must say that's really geeky. Hey is that Jeffory Jellyfish? WAIT! JEFFORY! I HAVE TO TOUCH YOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!
It doesn't have to be these quotes, it just has to be quotes that are funny or weird.
5. They start singing songs like (Guess again!):
Who's in the forest strolling?
The birds and the bees sing Momiji.
The frogs in the pond are calling, Momiji.
Yes it's true.
The trees raise the leaves together.
Who needs the sun when we got you?
It doesn't have to be this song, it just has to be annnoying.
6. You start annoying the hell out of your strangers and enemies!
7. You start shouting: ANDREA DIE! DAMN YOU TO HELL!
8. You jump around and bounce sometimes yelling, "Yippee Skippy!"
9. You make up fake names for your friends with "meister" at the end of it.
10. When you get back to class, work etc. you realize what happened and are embarresed beyond all reason.
Results...
If you've done 1-3 of these things at lunch:
You aren't high! Get some sugar and eat like hell!
This advice should not be taken seriously. If followed the side effects are:
extreme stomach aches and long periods of uncontrollable hyperness. Whatever you do don't try that at home. It could also cause bouncing off the walls in rare cases.
If you've done 4-6 of these things at lunch:
You are average. Kind of high, but not extremely...
If you've done 7-10 of these things:
YOU ARE EXTREMELY HIGH! You are almost as high as my friends (and, yes me too at times...)! A word of advice:
lay off the sugar or caffine! I probably won't follow my own advice, but don't end up like me!
I was very bored... (Er... All the text is suppose to be blue and bold except for the results which are suppose to be red, but if anything else doesn't show pretend it'd blue....)
 Ame Kuruma · Sat Aug 13, 2005 @ 05:36am · 5 Comments |
