Well I said how Ai has to do stuff for me right? I made her lick the floor. It happened a little like this. She asked in a dull voice, "Is there anything else I need to get you?"
"No."
"Are you sure?"
"No."
"Then what?"
"Lick the floor."
"You crazy? I ain't licking no floor."
"That means you are licking the floor."
"Wha--?"
"Just do it."
"No."
Then I started to get out of bed. If I get out of bed, Ai's parents think she's making me steal vases or something ridiculous like that.
"NO DON'T DO THAT!!!" She pushed me into the bed.
"Lick. The. Floor."
"Never."
"Yes."
"ARGH!!! FINE!!! GAWD!!!"
Yes, she licked the floor. Now after that wonderful little moment leading to blackmail in the future (I got pictures) it was time to go to bed. Or in my case, stay in bed. Ai put on her silk PJ's and her parents went to bed in their clothes. Weird. So as soon as I heard snoring sounds coming from the beds around me, I got up as carefully as possible. Exactly what I was trained for. I crept up and walked slowly out of the room, picking up Ai's suitcase as I did. I dumped the suitcase into the bathtub and ran the water on low, as to not wake any one up. I plugged the bathtub and watch it sluggishly fill with water. I turned the faucet off and walked out. I crept into the hallway and slid past the automatic doors without a problem. As soon as I was outside I ran to the closed Marathon station.
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Speaking of evilness, I should probably post my one story... it's not done, but I luffs teh character. It's about this guy and his team of minions that try so desperately hard to be evil and FAIL. Even calling for pizza ends poorly. But it's funneh cuz teh main dude ish so ridiculous.
... Yeah, I'm gonna post it. Hooray!