The thing i hate more about mornings is the way i have to wake up. If my foghorn of an alarm doesnt do it, Then my mom will spray my face with water so I wont be late for school. And if she doesnt do that, then my cat (who I am starting to think was trained to do this by his original owners) will jump on me and walk across my body and face, over and over, again and again, back and forth, until I am forced to wake up from a good dream. Now that doesnt sound very fair, does it. No. but have you ever tried training a cat? Well, detraining is about as hard as fighting Rashad Evans in the Octogon and winning. But ive lost track of myself. The main point is that I HATE MORNINGS! (but i dont hate my cat)
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