Poly: This is Polygrammar and my annoying Anchorwoman partner, Cheryll
Cheryll: Its great to be here Polygra-
Poly: And now back to the news. A tragic accident has robbed this young boy of the use of his legs. We sent a reporter out to interview the boy but instead found himself and the crew devoured by the food-starved boys family. We will now have a moment of silence in thier name.....And were back!
Cheryll: We managed to get this much foota-
Poly: We managed to get this much footage from the camera before it was destroyed: (switch to TV) "And this must be the little boy. Hello there young man, whats your na- Hey, let go of arm. What are you doing? Oh no. oh no, no, no, NO!
OH GOD! OH MY GOD! THERE EATING MY LEG! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! GO GET HELP! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"(switch back to Polygrammar and whats her name)
Cheryll: Very tragic indee-
Poly: Very tragic indeed. But at least that family got a meal out of it!
Now on to the weather
Weatherguy: Well Poly, theres going to be a severe blizzard in the vacinity of Colorado, and then a light snow will fall, blanketing the entire state for an estimated two years
Cheryll: Thats gotta be a real down-
Poly: Thats gotta be a real downer! Well folks, it looks like that is all the time we have for tonight. So until next time, this is Poly-
Cheryll: And Cheryll-
Poly: Signing off
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