what if my characters had answering machines? heres what they'd sound like.
Jupiter Amon Cloud: Hello! This is Cloud! I'm here and... NO WAIT! thats why i'm... cause i'm not here! *Clears throat* Alright... Um. Leave your name, and phone number, and your adress if you need me to come over and... if your the guy calling about that deluxe sword package...why not leave the adress? ... i wanna preview it cause i gotta get the money... and... money.... yeah... *mutters* just gonna steal em... [BEEP]
Chaos: Why Hello there. *chuckle* You've reached Chaos. I'm not here right now... Hopefully i'm slaughtering the innocent and killing your family right now. such a shame my number is 914... seeing as 4 could be pressed in your hurry to press that last 1. Leave your number... That way, i'll trace it to your house, then i'll kill you and your entire neighborhood. Just pray that you don't live in the city. all your friend's be dead too! [beep]
Broken Miho: I am Glad you called. Heh... I'm... not in. Please leave me a message. Hopefully i'll get back to you. [beep]
Cheeply made ghost: wooooooo!!! i'm scary! *far off voice* NO YOUR NOT! *Cmg* SHUT UP! you've reached the land of the DEADDDDDDDOOOOOOOO! ... deado? .... Leaveave your name and NUMBER! wooooooo!!! *Cloud* STOP ACTING LIKE A DUMB a**! [beep]
Chibi Inuyasha: HI! I'm Chibi inuyasha! i'm so cute! with my chibi sword and my chibi ears and... *hears knocking* MORE FANS! WHEE! gotta go! [beep]
**More to come!**
LabTech118 · Fri Jul 01, 2005 @ 07:29pm · 1 Comments |