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So... I was tasked to help Orphans today. SURE... ORPHANS. great. rolleyes
Yeah, apparently it was "Community Service" Why that you ask? Well lets just say... uh.. Oh better than saying, We have a clip!
*a tape begins to play, showing a time stamp in the corner. "Oct, 31. 07." Middle of the night with the moon high in the sky. The camera pans up quickly in time to see a decending figure, which promptly knocks said camera and its owner to the ground, only to witness the flurry of strikes that follows, one for each of the first three, a downward, then a side ways, followed by an uppercut. Right after that, the figure whirls around, planting its foot to one girls head, sending her flying before both of the figure's hands fall upon another victim, blood splatters the ground as Feminine laughing is heard, and the person walks back to the recording.*
"... So you've witnessed my power now. Good. Someone will find this tape, and then you will know what you're dealing with..."
*the figure kneels, revealing a pale face, long gray hair, and pointed fangs. LabTech118 Smirks*
"Know that you are only fodder for us... Humans."
... So thats it. Anyway... Lets get on with today, shall we?
I go out, with my orphan, who by the way, is Whining and crying about how hes a burden and pretty much saying that he wants to go back so as not to bother me. ... I wanted to just do in the little bugger and claim that he vanished when I took him to the mall, But no. I was being watched... Sigh. Anyway, lets skip ahead...
I'm taking the little kid back to the agency, hes all done up nice and proper. Gives me a scarf, (How cute), ... made of HAIR. OH YES! WONDERFUL GIFT! A HAIR SCARF! ... Pfft.
After I help ten of these little kids, I'm givin this... whats it, "Heart of Gold" Its no awesome spaceship like I was originally told that contains an Improbability drive... No, Its a heart, of gold. On a necklace. Well its better than HAIR SCARF. But thats when the people tell me that I don't have to adopt any more Orphans for my Community Service..
Wonder if I can adopt one to eat now.. I am, as those little buggers say "Ever so Hungry..."
 LabTech118 · Sat Dec 22, 2007 @ 04:26am · 1 Comments |
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