thug: Hey you kakashiSB I wanna fight you!
me: hmm this is my dojo of peace and harmony I do not fight.
*starts to meditate*
thug* I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT!
I WAS TOLD THERE WAS A WARRIOR HERE WORTH FIGHTING! NOW I KNOW ITS JUST SOME WIMPY KID!
*one eye opens and i get up*
me: i shall fight you then. With wooden swords!
thug: Yeah fine whatever just gimme a wooden sword cause i don't have my own.
*pulls two wooden swords of the wall*
*gives the thug one*
me: OK 3 2 1 GO!
*i charge at the thug and the thug swings his sword but it brakes in half*
thug: WHAT THIS SWORD IS BROKEN!
*i swing my sword at him and smash him in the face and the thug goes flying*
me: YOU SHOULD NEVER ACCEPT A WEAPON FROM AN ENEMY UNLESS YOU KNOW IT WORKS!
*the thug never came back*
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