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Episode 5 ~ Talent Show & Magic Word & YÛko Interview |
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Maco: ~Mya! Welcome to the show!!
Lakota: Har har, do we ever have a night planned for you!!
Maco: Now don’t spoil it Lakota-kun! Anyhoo, he’s right!! Tonight, we have a bucket load, let’s give you the started details then!!
Lakota: Way to spoil it… Alright, to start, where gunna do Magic word, then our own original ‘Gaia Idol’ and fallowing, where gunna put up with some interviews from people you want to know more about. But I think Maco-chan has something important to share, so lets get this show on the road, shall we?
Maco: Thanks Lakota-kun, now, I would like to share the fallowing events, and to start, I would like to remind you that this is an inside joke between my BFF Wolf_dem0n, (wolfie) and meh,
I walk to school, so I was on my way home, and there was this little gray thing that shot infront of me, and it turned out to be a squirrel… soz I think it missed the tree next to me its nest was in, or it fell of a branch… anyway, so it had this miniature seizure thing (not litiraly) then it shot up the tree again, and as I was walking by the place it was just at (A half-foot away from me) and I saw all these little tuffs of fur, and I had this random urge, so I glanced up, and I yelled,
‘What the crap are you on?!’ and all it did was flick its tail. I clame it to be the Demon Squirrel. This next thing contains some graphic words, plaese take note.
Allright, I (again) was in science, and we where discussing how or High School was totally non chilant about texting, and how this one teached would say the ‘D’ word. So this boy went,
“Yeah, she’s always like ‘Damn’”
And another one said
“Don’t say damn!!”
Now everyone was laughing, and then the third boy said,
“Dammit!! Shut up!” and everyone was roaring with laughter. I too was.
Lakota: Bwa ha ha ha ha!!!
Maco: *Snickers* I know!!
Lakota: Alright, now where on to the ‘Magic Word’ Ohh!!
Maco: >.> Yeah, whateve’… so all it really is, is we pick a random word form the dictionary, and go off on it. I’m (RW) littiraly famous for saying something random after we discuss a topic because of connections I have that mean nothing to anyone. So, Lakota-kun, flip open that dictionary and pick any word!!
Lakota: Allrighty Maco-chan, gimmy a sec *Flips open, and smacks paw on page* allright, this word tonight is….
‘en•mi•ti’
Maco: ?!WTF!?
Lakota: Allright, lets try again!! Heh heh heh sweatdrop
‘Stuffy’
Maco: S-Stuffy?! >.< Bwa ha ha ha!
((P.S. I did do this randomly >.< wink )
Lakota: Allright, I can so go off with this. My first baby toy, was indeed a stuffy, a little orange monkey with green ears and paws and a purple belly!!
Maco: Ohh! Oh oh! Allright, soz when I was a baby, I turned orange from eating too many carrots!!!
Lakota: Are you cereal?!
Maco: >.> No one says ‘Cereal’ unless your talking about food…
Lakota: Eh heh heh, its wolven slang!! sweatdrop
Maco: Yeah… I think that’s enough on the topic, lets skip to the Gaia Idol thingie.…
Lakota: Yay!!
Maco: Allright, now, Lakota-kun, you said you would like to start?
Lakota: Oh yes yes! And for this I will need my assisticant, Makaya-chan!!
Makaya: Hellu!!
Lakota: Where going to sing the song of new life, Maco-chan, you go and sit in the Judges Chair and lesion hard, kay?
Maco: Allright *Plops self in chair*
Lakota: Allright, Makaya-chan, you ready?
Makaya: As always!
Lakota: Allright, here we go!! *Lifts head to the ceiling and starts howling, fallowed Makaya*
Makaya: *Fallows Lakota’s lead*
Maco: *Lesions politely, enchanted happily* Bravo! *apllods when they finish*
Lakota: Thanks!! *bows with Makaya, then dismisses her*
Maco: Yay! Moi turn!! *Leaps on stage* Now go away Lakota-kun!!
Lakota: Right then!! *hops where Maco was sitting*
Maco: I will be singing, ‘Colors of the Wind.’
♪♫You think you are what ever land you land on!
The earth is just a dead thing you can claim,
But I know every rock and tree and creature,
Has a life, has a spirit, has a name.
You think the only people who are people
Are the people who look and think like you
But if you walk the footsteps of a stranger
You'll learn things you never knew you never knew
Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon
Or asked the grinning bobcat why he grinned?
Can you sing with all the voices of the mountains?
Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?
Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?
Come run the hidden pine trails of the forest
Come taste the sunsweet berries of the Earth
Come roll in all the riches all around you
And for once, never wonder what they're worth
The rainstorm and the river are my brothers
The heron and the otter are my friends
And we are all connected to each other
In a circle, in a hoop that never ends
How high will the sycamore grow?
If you cut it down, then you'll never know
And you'll never hear the wolf cry to the blue corn moon
For whether we are white or copper skinned
We need to sing with all the voices of the mountains
We need to paint with all the colors of the wind
You can own the Earth and still
All you'll own is Earth until
You can paint with all the colors of the wind♫♪
Lakota: O.o Y-you can sing?
Maco: *blushes* U-um, you think so?
Lakota: I know so! We have a winner my dear friends!! Maco-chan!!
Maco: R-really? Thanks!! *Smiles brightly*
Lakota: Now we have the Interviews right, Maco-chan?
Maco: Yes. Now, let welcome YÛko-dono!!
YÛko: Thank you kindly, of course, that is an assumed name, but I guess its the fait of hitsuzen.
Maco: YÛko-dono, what is hitsuzen?
YÛko: ‘Hitsuzan’: A naturally foreordained event. A state in which other outcomes are impossible. A result which can only be obtained by a single causality, and other causalities would necessarily create different results. So reads… the kodansha Japanese dictionary, second edition.
Lakota: Show off… *mutters*
YÛko: What was that? *Takes Lakota lightly under jaw*
Lakota: *Fur bristles* N-nothing, YÛko-domo!
YÛko: That wasn’t very polite. Maru, Moro! Come remove the mutt.
Maru & Moro: Mutt! Mutt!♥
Maco: Im sorry, but he’s not a mutt, hes a wolf, and I will decide his punishment later. Now come here!!
Lakota: *Comes*
YÛko: What a brave girl. Anyway, theses two here *Introduces two young pale girls* Are Maru and Moro, short for Maru-dashi and Moro-dashi! Cute name huh?
Maru & Moro: Cute! Cute!♥
Maco: T-Those aren’t cute!
Lakota: There vile!! Who would name there kids that?!
YÛko: There not my kids, there my assistants.
Maru & Moro: Assistant! Assistant!♥
Maco: Alrighty then… can you tell us about yourself, YÛko-domo, I hear your from xxxHoLic, am I right?
YÛko: Yes, Maco-chan, I am the time which as other know me by.
Maco: Can you explain more on that please?
YÛko: I grant wishes. But I do need payment.
Maco: How much yen is one wish?
YÛko: It is not of yen, but of a soul.
Lakota: S-S-soul?? Maco-chaaaaaan! She’s gunna eat me!!
Maco: U-Um S-Soul did you say? People die for a wish?
YÛko: I said soul, not life. Life taking is way to risky. The burden of caring around the wait of a murder is crushing, and drives people to either insanity, or murder.
Lakota: *mumbles* I think im heading there too right now…
YÛko: Maco-chan, control your dog please.
Maru & Moro: Dog! Dog!♥
Lakota: Im not a dog! Im a gray wolf!! I was born in a petting Zoo, and Maco-chan rescued me, and I’v been with her, and she knows im not a dog. But I as a wolf never did grow out of my wild ancestory. I’ll kill your little ‘Assistants’ if I must.
Maco: Lakota! Go back to you kennel! You’re a bad wolf!!
Lakota: What?! *looks around angry before storming off*
YÛko: Im sorry about this. Let me help you. *lifts head high* You will find more then you wish in your coming future, all will be bad, but the outcome good.
Maru & Moro: Wish! Wish!♥
Maco: It would be best, YÛko-dono, if you left now.
YÛko: Come, Maru, Moro, we have to go help Watanuki with his own wish!!
Maru & Moro: Watanuki! Wataniki! *skip to YÛko’s side*
YÛko: Farewell. And don’t remove the tiara! *Swoops cape around self, Maru, and Moro and dissapears*
Maco: What? Tiara? Oh well… Sorry folks, I don’t have the energy to keep going, so ill continue next time!! Until then!! *waves*
**Maru-Dashi & Moro-Dashi
Maru and Moro are very common syllables found in Japanese names, but Maco-chan's right when she says there not cute names, Marudashi and Morodashi both mean 'expossing yourself in public'. Its almost as if YÛko has decided to call her two assistants 'Streaking' and 'Flashing'.
***Watanuki
Watanuki is the 'hero' of xxxHoLic. He wished to stop seeing undead spirits, and that they would not come to him. His parents where killed in an accodent, and he is belived to have lived in an Orphonage, so when YÛko was talking about going back to help, she means boss him around, because he has nothing to pay with, and so became an 'emploee' agenst his will.
 Maco-chan · Sat Dec 15, 2007 @ 06:21pm · 0 Comments |
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