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well the other night i was over dewy's place wit sarah mitch an ben. the plan was to play halo3 eat and watch movies. the halo part went well... cept that mitch and sarah SUCK at it heart ... and the dinner part went well... even though ben started drinking from an unknown supply of jack daniels (and didnt share! the jerk)... but after that i dont know what happened to our plans crying . we ended up talking about bikes and motors for FOREVER. and when i say FOREVER i mean FOREVER like two whole hours forever burning_eyes ! so in order to get the guys out of this perpetually unending loop of uninteresting crap me and sarah started stripping... yes, stripping. right there in the driveway. to no music or nuthin. we just wanted to be noticed. usually, this would work perfectly... usually. im standing there with my top halfway off and they dont notice. THEY ARE LOOKING RIGHT AT US AND IGNORE EVERYTHING WE ARE DOING! time for drastic measures. Fact- sarah has got jumbo balloons for boobs. Fact- dewy is one of the horniest guys i have EVER met. Fact- i pulled sarahs top off. i really thought that this would work. i thought that they would at least look at us! but no. not even a glance. by this time im getting pretty pissed. what comes off next? the bra. oh yes, the bra. so we're standing in a circle my top is on the ground, sarahs is half way off and the guys are staring at dewy's mountain bike. i start undoing my bra. of course its not gonna come all the way off, i just want it to look like it will. Does this work? YES! ive caught the attention of mitch and dewy! me and sarah are so thrilled at this point! Finally, we can o something ELSE! dewy walks over to me and puts his arm around my waist. he slips behind my back and... pulls me out of the way so that ben can do a wheelly on the bike. he says to me "you're in the way dear, we're working here" and walks away. my mouth drops. sarahs mouth drops. we are half naked and they are completley ignoring us. i honestly did not think that was even remotely possible. we're stunned. then they ride away. they actually leave! thats it. thats the end. ben is on a scooter dewy is on the bike and mitch is attached to the bike by an inertube rolling on skates, theyre already halfway down the road. this is when sarah and i plot our revenge. oh, how sweet revenge is! we hop in my car, turn the lights out and pull out after the guys. we see them turning around at the bend in the road a little ways in front of us. i gun the pedal and peel out. ben (the only rational and sane one) is smart enough to dive into the closest yard. dewy and mitch, however? lets just say theyre not the brightest bulbs on the tree. the look on their faces when i flip the brights and brake the car three feet in front of them is PRICELESS! dewy hits the brakes on the bike so hard mitch runs into the back of him and flies to the ground! they looked like stupified, scared deer about to be hit! THEY WERE SO SCARED THAT I WOULD ACTUALLY HIT THEM! That was the best reaction i heve ever seen. sarah was rolling in her seat dying from laughter. mitch got a scrape on his elbow and ben landed on a rock while diving. dewy was just pissed. needless to say me and sarah got what we wanted for the rest of the night... but they wouldnt let us drive sweatdrop