My friend on myspace posted this a day or so ago and it was the funniest bulliten post I've read in a while. If your not From California, please don't get offended, it's just a little funny thing my friend made. Here it is.
I am a "CALIFORNIAN." That means...
-Everyone hates cops
-Everyone smokes weed its no big deal
-We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down
-The mexicans are evrywhere!
-Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours
- I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally"and "bail" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "dank" and I say them often
- I know what real cheese & avocados taste like
- I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear
- I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore"
- I know 65 mph really means 100
- When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont mess around on the road
- The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border)
- My governor can kick your governors a$$
-You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code
- I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD
- We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "california roll"
No cop no stop baby!
- All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here
-We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State.....GOLDEN!!!
- We have In-N-Out!!!! (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them)
- I have the most representation in the House of Representatives!!!!!!!, which means MY opinion means more than yours, which means I'm better than you
*****IF YOU'RE FROM CALIFORNIA, REPOST THIS*****
****IF YOU'RE NOT, GO SIT IN A CORNER AND CRY****
Slight alterations made.
 _TheRiffter_07 · Sat Jul 14, 2007 @ 04:16am · 1 Comments |
