The Diary of Ron Burgandy.
The pals and i have been hitting on Veronica. she punched Champ in da nuts. that had to STING! then Brian used his "sex panther" ... he said it's made from real panther... it smells like gasoliene... Brick totally screwed up his line. "Party with the pants" thats a good one.
So then i asked her to see the town. i told her about the real meaning on "San Deigo.." ... she says it was named for some saint... no. it was found by the germans damn it! they named it san diago which means "Whale's v****a"!! i know it!
and Veronica had a very funny joke today! "i want to be a network anchor!" i looked back at it later and laughed! ha ha ha ha ha! its sooo funny! good night diary. i'm going to dream more about my wild love tigress.
((NOTE: NOT ACTUAL ENTRY MADE BY RON BURGANDY!!))
 LabTech118 · Fri Apr 22, 2005 @ 08:54pm · 0 Comments |
