Mirror, mirror on the wall,
Whose the deadest one of all?
"That would be Snow White of course.
The one in the coffin, a dead rotting corpse."
Mirror, mirror on the tomb,
How did she meet her horrible doom?
"Another apple she bit on that fateful night.
You would think she'd learn from that very first bite."
Mirror, mirror on the grave,
Did she go again in the same way?
"T'was not the poison that did her in,
But choked on the stem loged in with phlem."
Mirror, mirror on the burial ground,
What did the dwarves do when she was found?
"They just stood there, shocked in their place,
Watching her turn blue in the face.
Out of the seven, not a single one, knew how to dial 911."
Mirror, mirror on the gravestone,
Why did Prince Charming leave her alone?
"He was out very late.
Cheating with Belle, out on a date.
It's a crime to cut off your hubby's head,
So Snow White have peace now that you're dead.
 ~The~Blackest~Rose~ · Tue Apr 19, 2005 @ 01:18am · 0 Comments |
