• (Draco)I know that fangirls ship me with Potter
    Pictures could not be any hotter.
    But as hot as they are, pay attention!
    Hate it with my Slytherin Pride

    Its clear from the hearts in all your eyes,
    You see love with me and that man
    - But we’re talking guys and gay pairings,
    Even you think that we can paired?

    Harry Potter and me are enemies.
    This is clear in all the bloody books!
    From here and to Maui,
    Everywhere is Yaoi!

    (Goyle)Then who is on the top?

    (Draco)Oh god, it wont stop…
    It sounds really horrid
    But we switch positions!
    And the thought it is really morbid.
    I am not the uke to Potter!
    It will die!

    (Goyle)Yeah it will die,
    it will die…
    What will?

    [Draco] The ship drarry you see..

    [Crabbe] Why, is it bad?

    [Draco] It is, we’ll kill it and fan girls too.

    [Crabbe and Goyle] Great idea, who needs Drarry? Drarry Drarry la la la la la la~!

    [Draco] Exactly! But I should be top..

    [Goyle] But you said...

    [Draco] Forget that now! Stick with me and they’ll never be Drarry again~!

    [Crabbe and Goyle] Yay! All right!
    No more Drarry!
    No More Drarry!

    (Crabbe and Goyle) Its great the ship will be history!
    Malfoy will rise in all his glory~!

    (Malfoy)I am a pureblood, its expected
    to get someone better than him.
    Slytherins hate all the Gryffindors
    though I am purest of them all.
    The point that I must emphasize is
    You cannot ship harry and me!

    The muggles are obsessed with their yaoi
    prepared for the dirtiest of them.
    Each one of them planning,
    The fandom is spanning.
    Am I in denial?
    Course not, it is vial!

    The best, undisputed
    Will not be uprooted
    And seen for the wonder I am!
    I’ll Avada Kedavra it all,
    Kill it all!

    (All)We’ll Avada Kedavra it all!
    Kill it all!