• I was waiting for a friend in front of a small some what ran down church, he was over an hour late so i gave up and sat next to a bench near the door. I heard a familiar voice inside say I do. It was a female. I listened a little closer only to hear the priest talk again. I couldn't quite place the womans voice. Undre my breath I said "shut the god damn door next time!" I stood up walked inside and sat in the back watching the wedding I overheard a bridesmaid talking to a waiter and say in a hushed voice..."I heard the bride is a whore." I looked up to see that the bride was my ex-girlfriend Jennifer and that everyone watching the wedding but me was wearing make up that made them look like clowns. I had a very sudden idea right as the priest said "you may kiss the bride." I stood up proud and tall and yelled at the top of my lungs "STOP!" everyone looked at me in awe. I walked up in between the couple and said to the groom "I know your almost lawfully wedded wife, shes a whore and wouldn't marry her if I were you." Jennifer looked like she were about to slap me. "Brandon! you ruining whats supposed to be the happiest day of my life." Jennifer yelled. "Then learn to close the god damn door then." I turned back to the groom.
    "Start pouring the champaigne this marriage is saved and bowed."
    Jennifer and her groom started shouting and ran out of the room followed by a tall dark haired clown man I looked at the groom grabbed his front collar and said "follow her to find the truth." He just stood there in a suprised look. So I grabbed the front of his collar and dragged him to the front of the church when everyone else followed we found Jennifer kissing the clown man she looked up gasped with the red paint all over her mouth looked at her fiance and only said "sorry."