• LC:
    Legendary 'mon?
    Toys of the uninspired.
    Mewtwo is a cheat.

    AH:
    Oh, this s**t is on
    Don't hate because you're jealous
    Of Mewtwo's power

    Drink your hatorade
    Because your Kedabra sucks
    Legendaries rule

    LC:
    Don't play with fire!
    Like my Arcanine breathes flame
    I'll char your ego.

    AH:
    Ego, schmego, ho
    You're just jealous of my flow
    I'm the best, you know

    Oh, and by the way
    Arcanine's legendary
    Look it up, mofo

    LC:
    Arcanine is a legend?
    b***h, don't you tell me that s**t.
    Firestone says NO.

    Additionally,
    Jealousy cramps my style--
    Kind of like you do.

    AH:
    The first didnt fit
    It had nineteen syllables
    Yes, he's a legend

    If you dont believe
    Then ask your lover, Madi
    She knows things, you know

    Nyaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    aaaaaaaaaaaaah
    (Held for 17 syllables)

    LC:
    ******** my life to hell
    I did seven and seven
    And then five. Damn it.

    Madeleine Verbeek
    is a girl worth fighting for.
    She's haiku-perfect.

    How so, you ask me?
    Her name has five syllables.
    It fills me with glee.

    AH:
    She is indeed, friend
    She's a girl worth fighting for
    So let's start fighting

    Oh, and ha ha ha
    Laney messed up her haiku
    Victory is mine

    The Green and Silver
    I've got Slytherin swaggar
    Suck it, Gryffindors