• I hit my thumb.
    How do I stop it?
    It feels so numb!
    Am I supposed to pop it?

    It's starting to hurt.
    I am going to cry.
    I wanna blurt.
    Or maybe bake a pie?

    Where's my skirt?
    It's nowhere to be found.
    I need it to curt.
    But I figured it got eaten by the hound!

    I'm at the mall now.
    I see prices are very low.
    I go "wow!"
    And didn't notice I had to go.

    My mom left me, all alone.
    And this dog is with me.
    All I got is this one bone.
    I'll give it to the dog I named Glee.

    I took some candy, from the store.
    And me and Glee were sad.
    We looked around, for some more.
    All of a sudden I was mad.

    My thumb was still hurting!
    I realized it was numb ,
    Because it was flirting!
    With my other, dumb, thumb!