• Cheater, cheater,
    pumpkin eater.
    Had a wife
    but couldn’t keep her.
    So he kills her
    Half way dead
    With the knife,
    From under his bed.

    Cheater, cheater,
    pumpkin eater.
    Swore to himself,
    He didn’t need her.
    Cut her down,
    right to the head,
    then he served her,
    halfway dead.

    Cheater, cheater,
    pumpkin eater.
    To the village,
    he did feed her.
    Served her all,
    all but the head,
    which he hid
    under his bed

    Cheater, cheater,
    pumpkin eater.
    Brand new wife:
    still can’t keep her.
    Soon his mind
    was filled with dread,
    so he killed her,
    halfway dead.