• Wait a few minutes
    Gonna stop him now
    Gotta get little something
    Before I learn the know-how
    The Itsy Bitsy Toy got here a little sooner
    Don't think things could go any smoother
    While you try to act cooler and cooler
    You fall and fail just like a loser

    Well Little Tinker Toys
    Running from the Boxes in which they hid
    The glass faces of the girls and boys
    Make them want to scream for joy
    But a Wired Tinker Smile
    Well it oh so coy
    As the kids grow older and leave them behind

    Let's take a stroll down memory lane
    When you experienced all of that pain
    Let's go look at the faces
    Of all the little things of good graces


    Well Little Tinker Toys
    Running from the Boxes in which they hid
    The glass faces of the girls and boys
    Make them want to scream for joy
    But a Wired Tinker Smile
    Well it oh so coy
    As the kids grow older and leave them behind

    Destroy all the toys that bring you joy
    Well little Tinker blues
    Make the children cry
    And the make do's and don'ts
    So simple that I could find
    A small piece of hope that just went and died.