• I know its been a real long time
    and you're way past your sexual prime
    but what you're thinking of is not the answer (answer)
    its not what I would choose to screw
    and not what I'd put my manhood through
    and trying not to judge you
    it gets harder (harder)

    I know you're lonely
    but why would you think that
    its fun to do that with your log
    you should go on a date
    or go on and masturbate
    just don't put it in you're dog

    you'll live with regrets
    if you ******** your pets
    cant blame it on tourettes
    when you're 69ing
    your best friend rover

    is it a bet?
    or was this your call?
    touching an animal ball
    isn't something one forgets
    you're still thinking
    of ******** your pets

    there are crimes against humanity
    and one of them is bestiality
    besides I doubt if
    that your cat will like it (like it)
    and though we're told to sew wild oats
    the bible dictates we blow some goats(???)
    maybe its time we closed that book
    ignore it ignore it

    I know you're horny
    and your hamster is just sitting there
    with that seductive stare
    so when you were just two with Winnie the Pooh
    please say you didn't ******** that bear

    you'll live with regrets
    if you ******** your pets
    cant blame it on tourettes
    when you're 69ing
    your best friend rover

    was it a dare?
    or was this you're call?
    touching an animal ball
    isn't something one forgets
    you're still thinking of ********

    or do you dream of
    knocking up Minnie Mouse
    with you're demon monster
    half-mouse mutant child?

    you'll live with regrets
    if you ******** your pets
    cant blame it on tourettes
    when you're 69ing
    your best friend rover

    no more threats
    do what you want to do
    just nail the whole damn zoo
    then I'll go with you the vet's
    dude seriously don't ******** your pets

    *chuckles*
    but seriously let help control the pet population
    get you're pet spayed or neutered
    and again don't have sex with it