• My father asked: "Are you gay?"
    I asked: "Is it important?"
    He said: "No, not really..."
    I answered: "Yes, I am"
    He said: "Go out of my house!"
    Apparently it was important.

    My boss asked: "Are you gay?"
    I asked: "Is it important?"
    He said: "No, not really..."
    I answered: "Yes, I am"
    He said: "You're fired!"
    Apparently it was important.

    My best friend asked: "Are you gay?"
    I asked: "Is it important?"
    He said: "No, not really..."
    I answered: "Yes, I am"
    He said: "It's better if you don't call me your friend anymore."
    Apparently it was important.

    My love asked: "Do you love me?"
    I asked: "Is it important?"
    He said: "Yes"
    I said: "Yes, I love you a lot."
    He said: "Come here so I can hold you tight."
    Finally something that's really important.