• It is very plain and simple
    That in order for your improvement
    You must pop that ghastly pimple
    That dominates your face

    It is very disturbing and sickly
    To see such a nasty blemish
    With hair growing very prickly
    That thing is nasty

    It has been there since childhood
    You never seemed to notice
    How gross it stood
    I hated it all my life

    I never stopped having nightmares
    about your dirty blemish
    That thing makes a fearing bear
    It is very ugly

    So please, pop that thing
    It has bothered me all our lives
    It'll be quick, just a ping
    See? All done, you look dateable now.