• I had a genie once before
    _but the darn thing was no good
    He said he'd grant me three wishes
    _of anything my heart could think of
    First I wished for the world's largest ice cream cone
    _but the silly genie forgot to fill it
    Then I wished for coolest parents
    _but the silly genie didnt make them mine
    So with my very last wish
    I asked for unlimited wishes
    _but the silly genie forgot to grant them
    So the next time you get a genie
    _tell him he still owes me some wishes.