• Reality Ain't What it Use T'be
    By N.A. Triantaffelow

    I'm afraid it's true,
    This news is new.
    So here's a clue;
    This'a real-time blue.

    Now I'm'a callous friend,
    This nifty trend--
    Why, being sad--
    It ain't so bad!

    So excusez-moi,
    If I say "Ta-ta!"
    But I'm not'a fan
    Of this so-call plan.

    And I'll cry "Merci!"
    And "C'est la vie!"
    Because reality...
    Why, reality ain't what it use t'be.